I’ve found the reincarnation of Eddie Walker,
the mentally challenged preteen played by Shia Labeouf
in the Disney Channel Original Movie entitled ‘Tru Conffessions’.
The movie is not only captivating and honest, but it shows
LaBeouf’s true talent as an actor. When I came to CSPA, I met a student
named Tyler Pager. Pager’s from the Big Apple and reminds me of LaBeouf’s
controversial portrayal. Thank you Tyler for keeping me entertained
with your jokes and behavior throughout the workshop. I couldn’t have gone
a single day without the sight of seeing you with at least one hand down your pants
everyday or having to cover my head for fear of being infected with a virus after
your continual denial of not covering your mouth after a hefty weeze.
Much love and admiration,
Queef.