DANIEL ROBERTSON
Taking pictures of little kids always reminds me of my little brother, Dan. He is now 11 and the most hilarious kid I’ve ever known. He makes people laugh without even trying by dancing around the street or at restaurants. Booshie, is a word that my family made up (I have no idea where is came from) but it became a widespread name, meaning extremely cute, that even my friends use when talking about my brother or even my dog. In context, it would sound something like this, “Aww. Look at that Booshie.” or “He’s such a Boosh.” He is ALWAYS singing a song, no matter what. I’ve never talked to him before when he hasn’t broken out into song and dance. Recently, his favorite songs have been “California Girls” and “Cooler than Me.” And of course he doesn’t care if he gets the lyrics wrong. “You wear them around cause you’re cooler than me. It’s probably cause you think, you know you’re cooler than me,” is something he would say. He also sings “California Girls” in an extremely high voice–higher than what I think I could ever go.
It might be kinda weird, but you’ll find no other way of describing my brother if you ever meet him. So now I think I’ll give you some of the many quotes my brother has said:
“I got a BLT, but I’m just gonna take out the bacon lettuce, and tomato.”-Dan
“So you’re just gonna eat bread?” -Tori
“Wait…..what?”-Dan
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On a tour bus ride around Europe, the guide was explaining the palace to our left, “To your left is where Napoleon is buried.”
“Wait. Napoleon Dynomite is buried there?” -Dan
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At night he goes around singing,”IIIIIIIITTS ICE CREAM TIIIME!” while doing a little dance.
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One time we were skiing in Lake Tahoe and Dan decided to go on a trail that was all jumps. He gets stuck on the top of the first jump and just stands there. Then this even younger kid goes flying by out of control and runs into Dan and falls down the hill. Dan bends over to pick up his ski that fell off, and as he is bending over, another skier flies over him. It was the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. And the best part? I got it all on tape.
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One of my all-time favorite “Booshie” quotes is when Dan and his twin sister, Sarah were in the back seat of the car. Sarah was reading her book aloud to Dan when she came across a sentence that started, “It took me by surprise…..” Immediately, Sarah and Dan look up from the book and start singing, “It took me by surprise I must say. When I found out yesterday. Don’t you know that I heard it from the grape vine. How much longer till you’ll be mine….” As soon as they finished the song (and I mean the whole song) they both looked back down at the book and Sarah continued to read like nothing had happened. It turns out that song was the same one their class was singing for their Spring Concert, so they knew all the words.
These are just 5 of the millions of things my brother and sister have said. I can’t remember the rest right now, but I’ll be sure to update them when I do.